Resolutions

We talked over dinner last night, about our resolutions for the New Year.  Here' sweat we came up with:

Eliza resolves to:

  - start each day by waking up.

  - not watch baseball (in the off-season).

  - not consume any illegal substances

  - not commit any felonies

  - remain a non-smoker

  - not watch any WWE events on pay-per-view

  - refrain from eating road kill

  - not become an arsonist, a vegan or Hindu

The mister resolves to:

  - not cheer for the Yankees

  - hate Ohio State

  - not eat quinoa

  - end each day by sleeping

  - not buy any curtains, throw pillows or bath towels

  - retain possession of his Man Card

  - not become a referee for water polo, a fashion consultant or a spelling bee judge

  - not throw rocks at airplanes

Flash resolves to:

  - not get arrested

  - drink large quantities of Mt. Dew

  - avoid physical exertion including outside chores, team sports and exercise

  - listen to music, text friends and play video games daily

  - study and do homework only when absolutely necessary and required

  - remain skeptical about all plans and intentions initiated by Mom.

  - not grow a handlebar mustache

We think these are pretty good goals, don't you?